This morning I have been wandering round the office
first I was whistling the Tales from the Crypt music, and I have since gone onto singing "Kyle's mum's a bitch" from South Park

fortunately I am already regarded as eccentric, and there are a couple of people here who are fucking mental, so I can get away with it.

so...whatcha doin'?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:25, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm in bed ill
The cat keeps sitting on my face.
I might try to sleep. I'm fading fast. It's those bear tubes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:27, Reply)

goddamn bear tubes
there are many who'd love to be at home in bed with pussy in their face...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I just showed it on webcam and managed to avoid the pussy joke
I was merely showing what an untenable position I was in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)

hot pussy action on webcam?
hope you are charging for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

If I thought this headache would go away
I would show my arse on Lime Street
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I've heard that is the quickest cure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

*books trip*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)