Oh alright, just for you though...
If you were told you had to have a pet and you had to pick from the following, what would you pick:

A ferret with diarrhoea
A frisky mongoose
A dog who loves the humping
A cat that attacks bearded men
A micro pig with a penchant for dressing in pink

Choose man!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A cat that attacks bearded men
My parents cat is racist and hates black people. This makes me laugh.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

That is very strange!?
What colour is the cat?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

black and white,
it was caused by one of my parents friends toddler (who is black) chasing it round when it was a kitten.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Hahaha

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I think the toddler kept calling it a dog as well,
which probably hurt the cats pride.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Oh almost
certainly!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)