1. Slice top off butter
2. Hollow out inside
3. Fill with your own excreta
4. Put top back on and smooth edges to conceal join

Within a few days your problem will be solved. Also, the vomiting colleague will like as not be the guilty party.

But - very importantly -

5. REMEMBER YOU HAVE DONE THIS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or you could get 'work butter'
We have a kitty to get butter and milk for the kitchen... no poop needed! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)

For a second
I thought you had an office cat that went to the shop for dairy products. Like a buttery St. Bernard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)

That would be amazing!
I'm trying to convince my bosses the office needs a dog! Hmmmm... I might have to work on it a bit more!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I prefer my idea
*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:11, Reply)