'cause of course,
when it sounds like someone's being brutally murdered in the kitchen, the first thing you think to do is ask for the bill...

How peculiar.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hadn't really thought of it like that, I have to say
The opportunistic glee with which the tale was told was slightly appalling, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah, if he'd said
"We decided the safest thing to do was to get the fuck out of there,"
it wouldn't be as troubling. I know some people always like to look on the bright side of life, but I think you have to draw the line somewhere...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

If you were wearing your Goldfinger suit
you'd just casually interrupt, compliment the chef, and slide a 10 Bob note into the waiters top pocket. Pip pip!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

then strike up a witty Noel Coward-style ditty on the piano.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)