I'm just a shit liar
My stories are always true, which is why they're so shit :(

Btw, I never said I wanked over my cousin, I merely stated that she has large boobs, not that I found her attractive
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds like the desperate denial
of a sweaty palmed 19 year old who has just disposed of his latest soggy tissue after he found a photo of his cousin when they went on that holiday to Lake Garda and she wore that aquamarine bikini.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'm 20 now :(
Ah I remember being young, the good old days and all that :P
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Jesus christ
wanking over your family as a teenager is pretty much par for the course, lets face it, not a man among us hasn't sneaked a look at their mum as they got out of the bath before running upstairs "to do homework", but FFS, you're 20? Go and buy some porn, or just get it for free on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

we're not talking about qotw here
stories are not the be all and end all of conversation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)