There once was a guy named Al
Who's cock was nothing short of 'wow'
He could tie it in a bow
And he often did so
He got a stiffy and knocked out a cow.

There once was a lady called Beckyletters
Who was disproportianly shaped in all things that matters
She has a ten ton clit
oh boy, you should have seen it
It's like a spacehopper covered in glitter.

There once was a man named Vipros
Who's chest hair was like a rock covered in moss
Bit's of it was green,
And cows lick it clean
But he couldn't give a toss.

There once was a dreamboat named Flim Flam
She's such a swell lass, the swellest in the land
She can send an army to march for miles
Just for a glance of one of her smiles
And The Offspring is her favorite band

There once was a gal named Rooter
Who comes from the land of Liverpool
Who was heard yelling around town
Calm down calm down calm down
She fancies a chappy named 'Paul'.

There once was a lady named Clindrix
Who enjoys seeing pictures, she calls them Flicks.
She would roll up her skirt and show some thigh
For a guy who would take her out for thai
You should see what she could do with a Twix !

PhsycoChomp, PhsycoChomp, PhsycoChomp !
PhsycoChomp - PhsycoChomp? PhsycoChomp.
PhsycoChomp PhsycoChomp
PhsycoChomp PhsycoChomp
PhsycoChomp, PhsycoChomp, PhsycoChomp !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that last verse needs a bit of work, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:55, Reply)

everytime I see the name Clendrix I think clitoris

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Kristine is a god, a god of rawk
She sometimes headbangs, and sometimes can't stop.
I saw her crowd-surf, her way to the shops
Where that crowd came from? how did she get on top?
Ask her and she'll say, "By the power of rock".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Gonz is a god, a god of cock
When he auditioned for a porn the fluffers had a strop
Cause his cock is so big he wore it over his frock
"Look at that cock, it must be a mock" They exclaimed all over set
But he just kicked back, parted his legs and let it fall down to his f(e)et
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:44, Reply)

My goodness !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:16, Reply)