Wonderfully transparent.
I suspect that Noel went round in a glasses/moustache/newspaper disguise when he did it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Talking like a 'laydee' in an operatic voice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Apparently she saw me lying in the communal driveway in front of our terrace
for about half an hour at two in the morning, not disguised or affecting a feminine voice or nuffink.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

If she's got SKY TV,
then she deserves to have her whole house pulled down and to be subsequently shoved into a pot of boiling oil while Gonz rapes her head with a mop.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I'll suggest this to my ex-housemate who still lives next to the miserable cunt.
I'm sure she'll agree it's the only way to be sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Oh, I certainly suspect I did it, yeah.
But I couldn't say for sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)