so I was gazzed to tell you more of this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post584565

do you still want to know? It's really not that interesting
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:31, 147 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How did your work
deal with it?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:40, Reply)

My job finishes at the end of this month
but, I have taken annual leave since last weekend. I thought I had a few days left, but apparently I have enough to take me up to Christmas. I think that says it all.

I still have responsibilities there so I go into work 6am to 8.30am and leave before anyone else turns up. After all, why should other people be put out because I had a stupid half-hour
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Sounds like you're handling it well.
Chalk it up to experience and move on.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:57, Reply)

go on
tell us what happened
were there many people in your cell?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I had a really nice cell to myself.
The really nice policeman even brought me tea and magazines
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Kristine,
the police cells out there are a lot more friendlier than the city jails here. The cops realize when someone has been a bit stupid and gotten drunk, they'll let them sleep it off, slap 'em on the wrist and fine them then they can go home.

Here, you get processed through the jail system, drunk and disorderly will get you thrown in a cell that may include murderers, druggies etc and the water is a drinking fountain on top of the toilet.
On top of that, you'll then have to go to court a few days later. If you're not released on bail or your own recognizance, you're in jail a maximum of 72 hours before you go to court.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I had a toothless old black woman with cornrows leering at me asking "what'd you do ta get in?"
also the guard wouldn't let me pee because I laughed at him.

This whole tea and magazines shit angers me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:58, Reply)

What'd you do?

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:00, Reply)

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:02, Reply)

You gaz me yours and
I'll gaz you mine!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:04, Reply)

go on then
mines public knowledge
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05, Reply)

So's mine.
One domestic violence (for hitting the ex after he beat the lliving shit out of me), and one stupid DUI - lesson learned on that one!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06, Reply)

yeah, DUI here too
I got full fucking extent because my father insisted I pay for the best lawyer in town, anyone else I know that got the town attorney didn't get shit.
Fucking bullshit, if I'm going to get punished fully so should they.
Fuckers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, Reply)

PLEED THE FITH !
God, it's not hard being an american lawyer.

"I PLEED THE FITH ! THIS VOILATES MY FIRST AMENMENT ! FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS BAIL !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I didn't even get a trial. My lawyer was late and I hadn't met him before that day.
All in all it was shitty.
I'm not saying I don't deserve what I got.
It could have been a hell of a lot worse, I could've killed myself or anyone else and I'm thankful for getting that DUI.
It saved my life.
/seriousness over
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I got to be honest, I've found america's ages of things quite weird.
I mean, driving at 14, sex at 18 and drinking at 21... it just seems wrong to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:16, Reply)

you actually can't get your learner's permit until 15 and 6 months in Virginia
and I think it's just wrong that your legal age is 16, maybe it's because I've grown up here but the idea of sleeping with a 16 year old is just gross.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I can see what you mean, I feel the same way about 14 year olds, which is the age for a lot of mainland europe.
I think there should be some sort of buffer, a 16 year old and a 15 year old isn't that big of a deal, a 30 year old and a 15/16 year old is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

You peed against the statue of Lincoln didn't you?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:07, Reply)

yeah
I was lucky though, I happened to be stupid on a quiet night and also sobered up very quickly. I had a good experience in the cells and a good outcome too. I'd like to think that a burglar or someone similar would be dealt with differently
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Oh jee oh gosh oh my, you're such a swell gal, a guy like me could see himself settlin' down with a gal like you one day.
You're so pretty, would you like to go out one day for chinese food?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Oh my goodness, I've got the love-jones bad for you, you adorable princess you !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I'm not a man
I'm a girl and not manly. Read my profile
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Haha!
That told Gonz.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:52, Reply)

He's going to edit his posts to pander now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56, Reply)

I wonder if she'll cyber-put-out on webcam.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03, Reply)

take some spanish lessons
Not that I'd expect anyone to know the English version of my name, but if Gonz puts it in to a translator and presses play, he'd work out I'm a girl
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:56, Reply)

he can't even speak english

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:59, Reply)

People really should do the leg work and read their profiles if they're going to take the piss.
Come on Gonz, do better next time.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Listen, yeah', yeah', listen, yeah'.....
Don't take the piss out of me until you can recite, word-for-word, the entire collection of Shakespear, including the voice acting for the verious charactors. And then give full definition to any given word, in four languages.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03, Reply)

How about I give you a hug instead?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:04, Reply)

A guy like me sure can go for a hug in the dark times like these.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, Reply)

If I ever get to that there London again then I'll have a hug saved just for you.
Can you tell I've been drinking?
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post589926#answers-post-589954
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, Reply)

"pechogonas: A fictional character from the original Star Wars trilogy. Head of an organized crime gang on the planet Tatooine"
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:01, Reply)

You're reedemed : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03, Reply)

a big
and very big --- no
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:04, Reply)

tis breast related
but damned if i know exactly what (despite living in Spain)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Nice edit Gonz
I like your style
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:03, Reply)

DAMN IT, BE OFFENDED BY MEEEE !
Seriously though, do you put out on webcam?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:05, Reply)

That would be like being offended by a kitten nibbling on your little finger.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06, Reply)

I like it when they do that
*nyam nyam nyam*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:07, Reply)

I've been playing with the family puppy at work again.
She likes to nibble ears. *giggles*
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:10, Reply)

How is the little Biscuit?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I'm still hoping I can sleep with people's wives or girlfriends, and they'll just reply "Oh Gonz, you cad, you."
And give me a slow-motion-nuckle-the-jaw and go "There you go kiddo, now don't do it again or i'll have to give you a knuckle-sandwich", ruffle my hair and send me on my marry way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:09, Reply)

If I had a wife I'd let you sleep with her.
*ruffles hair*
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Why THANK YOU, DiT, thank you very much.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:19, Reply)

to the popular page you go !
*clicks*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I don't think you could take it
I've had a lot of experience with 21 year old geeks trying to be a big man, as i'm sure you have too
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:11, Reply)

or is that in a big man? I'm not too sure
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:12, Reply)

If we time it right, between my evening and night medication, I won't remember a thing anyway.
I'm not sure what you would call that though, like date-rape, except I'm drugging myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18, Reply)

sorry Gonz
I have a Mr P. But Hell yeah, I do put out on web cam, Unfortunately it's for Mr P only
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I can't wait to tell my counciler and social care-giver about you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, Reply)

How long have you worked there?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:06, Reply)

three years
I get redundancy. I made sure of that when I spoke to HR
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:09, Reply)

To be honest I cant believe you're still there two years after the pot-plant debacle at your boss's house
Do you have some dirt on your boss or something??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I take it you've read my profile
different boss. Thank God
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I looked up the word Pechogonas on Google cos you said the translation would come up
Some random shit came up along with that post.
Jesus woman, what's going on with you? What do you do for a living and how many traumatised bosses have you left in your wake?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:23, Reply)

This is all well and good and I'm impressed you got yourself arrested
but what did you actually DO to justify being locked up?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:15, Reply)

drunk and disorderly is on the charge sheet

( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Aw come on, that's really vague.
We want specifics, woman!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:29, Reply)

You just be careful, you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:32, Reply)

the chicken head asked if we wanted to know what happened
what's the point in starting a whole thread if you're not going to tell us what happened????!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Yes mum.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:44, Reply)

You knows it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Oh good, Roots is here, kicking Noel up the arse.
I can relax.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:51, Reply)

You can take over if you like
I think he's overtired
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Okey doke.
I actually have a Friday night in and it's fucking bliss!
I may as well make it even better by keeping Noel in check.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

You can keep me in check any time, noodles.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Noodles!
*checks*
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Sorry, I had to deal with my daughter
She's 16 and worried about her mock exams.

So, I think I said it all in my original answer to my post - see the link above. As I also said, the details are not that interesting. What exactly do you want to know,

BTW, for all those above who think I'm a star wars / trek geek. Pechogonas is Spanish for 'big tits'.
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Gonz has just messed his knickers.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Does _she_ put out on webcam?
If I wanted a double-act, how would I go about seeing that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

are you talking about my name
or my daughter? I'll kick you in the nuts for the first, and a hell of a lot harder for the second
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I was kindda hoping... NO, SHUT UP GONZ, SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE REALLY WOULD STAMP ON YOUR BALLS.... AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.... SHUT UP GONZ AND LEAVE IT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

aww you
I think you'd like it. Good on you.
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)

PERT BREASTS PERT BREASTS I BET SHE HAS PERT BREASTS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Who? Gonz?

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Like _you_ don't know about my breasts, stop acting coy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)

That's no act. I'm fucking coy, me and I'll lamp anyone who says differently.
*squeezes*
*runs away*
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

As long as we can wait for the "boiled can of condenced milk"-toffee stuff to cool down next time, I'm totally game.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Oh MTFU
You don't need skin there - LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE, MAN.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Haha Clendrix ya bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:31, Reply)

That's me.
All man. All bastard.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:35, Reply)

MEANY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)

maybe
everytime I read your name I think "clitoris"
why is this?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)

If you say it in the name of a greek or roman empire'er, it sounds even better.
I AM CLIT-ORIS, LORD OF ALL I PROVEL, CURSE ME AT YOUR PERIL !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)

You're wonderfully twisted.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

hmm I like this
I may make that my sig
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Close your eyes.
Sleep.
Dream.
Clean up the mess.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Ah, I was just being shit.
Ignore me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Oh, you're always shit
but we love you anyway
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:06, Reply)

So's your face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Top class retort there, Noel.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I graduated from the JD school of comebacks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Marvellous.
You can now join the Wormulus College of Go-Aways
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Wormulus would be a shit teacher of going away.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I suppose...
but Wormulus didn't actually come back.
He sent a selection of new names in his place.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:26, Reply)

It is at the mo
it's lumpy :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

?
OK, but not quite sure what you did wrong
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I got arrested once.
Apparently someone pulled my old baggage neighbour's Sky satellite cable off her wall late the previous night, which thrashed her Sky box around in her living room. I was arrested the next day on suspicion of criminal damage but they let me off. I was so shitfaced I couldn't remember a fucking thing for about nine hours. Spending six hours in Aylesbury nick with the worst hangover ever is no longer on my list of things to do before I die.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, Reply)

"someone"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Wonderfully transparent.
I suspect that Noel went round in a glasses/moustache/newspaper disguise when he did it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Talking like a 'laydee' in an operatic voice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Apparently she saw me lying in the communal driveway in front of our terrace
for about half an hour at two in the morning, not disguised or affecting a feminine voice or nuffink.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

If she's got SKY TV,
then she deserves to have her whole house pulled down and to be subsequently shoved into a pot of boiling oil while Gonz rapes her head with a mop.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I'll suggest this to my ex-housemate who still lives next to the miserable cunt.
I'm sure she'll agree it's the only way to be sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Oh, I certainly suspect I did it, yeah.
But I couldn't say for sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

yeah, it's shit isn't it?
The difference is that you didn't quite know whether you'd pulled off the sattelite dish and so really shouldn't have been in the police station. I knew I'd acted out of character, I remember hitting the bouncer and then the police man. I remember three policemen trying to put handcuffs on me and fighting against them. Not a good story to tell my kids
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Oh, I dunno.
I was mortified for a few weeks after I was arrested but I look back on it now and it's something I can find no small amount of mirth in.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

yes
but it's still new to me, so i'm still in the mortified stage
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Good luck finding the mirth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

If it feels like everything is getting too much for you
just promise us you won't, you know, just don't do "that" thing you know, talk to someone first, you've got kids to think about, it's not fair on them, just don't do it.

McDonalds just isn't worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

pfft my god

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I just looked up at the telly and saw Adam Garcia in a school uniform
The Lord puts wonderful things in my path...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I'll play your Garcia
and give you John Cusack in High Fidelity
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Naaaaah!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:28, Reply)

you are joking?
No feelings for a film that combines John Cusack and Jack Black.
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:34, Reply)

She has no feelings
the only thing that excites her is a freshly sliced leg of honey roast ham, and the smell of lemon and herb marinaded olives.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Haha
Actually, that gets me pretty excited.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Stop humping the ham.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

I like to bone the ham and then put my cock in the hole

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I'd like to ham your bone.
I'm not sure what that will entail...
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Well, I imagine it involves getting lots of ham and gaffa taping it back to the bone I recently removed from said ham.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I do the same thing, except it's not so impressive with a packet of bernard mathews 'turkey ham'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I once did it with Bernard Mathews rotting corpse
It wasn't much fun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

You obviously weren't doing it right.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

You pair of dirty cunts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Yes, it's a lovely film
But there ain't no candy in it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

There aint no chicken tikka sticks or kabanos sausages either.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I can't use my tabard when I'm watching that film

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

that's because you're too busy rubbing it frantically over your crotch.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

That's when I'm watching S Club 8

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

There aint no party like an s-club party.
This makes me sad.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

There ain't no party like althechristmasgeordie's christmas party either.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*plans outfit*
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I'm going to be wearing sheer taffetta
and a bright green lace thong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I'm going to wear my "FISHING FOR AN INVITE" pants and stand outside makin puppy-dog faces.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I'll be on your shoulders in a hi-vis vest

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I'll be manning the gun tower
and firing in short bursts
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Nazi
www.calvingoldspink.com/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Is that you favourite frot site?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Only just found it
He's grown up nice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Phwoar
chutzpahdeli.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/deli-case1.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Oh fuck, you totally stole my costume idea
now I'll have to think of something much better to top this
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I always had my eye on Calvin from S-Club 8

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)