evening Catshitmentalist ;-)
how's it workin' out for ya?
he was WAY too old for you anyway, and wasn't his daughter a mentalist?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Evening.
Not doing great, as I'm going to be spending Christmas alone. His daughter is more mentalist than I am, but she'll get her comeuppance (probably tomorrow night, she's having a b'day party and she'll have underage people drinking and the cops just might show up!)

On the plus side, I don't have to buy any Christmas presents!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, Reply)

if you fancy you can join us :-)
my Polish in-law's arrive at E'burgh airport half-ten sunday night (hopefully no later as i'm driving and it'll be god-knows what time monday morning when i get some sleep).
after that i will be massively in the minority in my own home.
whatever european airport you arrive at i will collect you in person!
we have turkey and goose and beef and duck...
all locally sourced except the turkey.
there will also be proper Vodka and Krakowska sausauge.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, Reply)

Thanks, dear,
but my passport expired a couple months ago and I haven't gotten around to sending it to the embassy for renewal.

I'll probably hop up to San Francisco for a couple of days r&r in a hotel somewhere.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, Reply)

pamper thyself! a bit of luxury can do wonders ;-)
there was an Armenian barber i used to go to in Liverpool sometimes when i was hungover or just simply depressed.
four quid spent on a proper hot wet shave and trim.
For The Win
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:16, Reply)

Washe on Colquitt Stret, off Bold Street??
Was there a trap-door in his shop?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 8:58, Reply)

that's the place!
it's still there?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:10, Reply)

He got arrested!
He followed me home twice but I couldn't be arsed with the police. THEN, he actually started stalking this nice married Chinese lady who works in my library, and kept following some other girl along the road shouting at her. When the police came to the library, he said "I have a fetish for small ladies with short dark hair. I like beautiful things. It is fair."

I only saw him once after that. Oh man he was so small and funny and then scary.

He was a fucking good barber though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

wow!
i have had my head molested by a perv!
cool ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)