Wikipedia
“As a professional scientist, Wikipedia is my go-to source for ideas and concepts new to me. Donate for this? You bet!”
Donor: William Knecht
Date: December 10, 2009
Amount: USD 50.00

This is how Wikipedia are trying to get you to donate money, by using this stupid twats quote. Well then William Knecht, as a professional scientist you should really know that wikipedia is a totally unreliable source of information for anything important, if you don't understand a concept, find one of your professional scientist colleagues to explain it to you and reference some peer reviewed sources.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:53, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Peers? Pah!
Online message boards, that's what you want mate. Or Blaireau69.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Pfffft

Sorry about disappearing so early, I couldn't face your non flushing toilet with the inevitable consequence of eating all those onion bajjis. Turns out this was a good move, I may have caused some considerable distress to the man who used the ticket machine after me in Finsbury Park.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

S'ok.
You do appear to have fixed the leak though, so thanks for that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Hmmmm
I didn't actually do anything to that, I just fiddled with your ballcock a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

*spluffs*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Well, my large bulge is no longer dripping, so I surmise you must be some kind of plumbing genious.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

That's amazing
and I don't even have a wife to make love to yet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

As a mother, this shocks me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

you missed out the word 'fucker' there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

No he didn't
he accidentally wrote the word "mother" instead of "girl on the internet"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

ah, my mistake

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Not a very good scientist
www.maneuverspacetechnologies.org/MSTKnechtCVText.htm
( Peej, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Well, he can't be that bad
I didn't understand any of that, which means it must be EXCELLENT science.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

If he uses Wikipedia as a primary reference source
I might just stop flying.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Do we all get to have a quote published if we donate?
"As a professional accountant, Wikipedia is my go-to source for looking up pointless trivia when I can't be arsed to do some work. Donate for this? Get stuffed."

Donor: Colonel_Dracula
Date: Today
Amount: Fuck all pounds and fuck all pence
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)