Just saying good night to my mrs and said "I'm leaving now"
and whispered "forever" in a mocking way. She turned to me and loudly questioned "Craphook?"

once the laughing had subsided I explained to her that no, I had not said Craphook.

Any amusing misunderstandings in your evening?

I'm probably not going to be here to read them, I'm going to go and smoke and watch my big new TV.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Actually, yes!
I meant to ask my mrs to pass me the sky remote, but what I said was "you've had my best years, and ruined my life you fucking harpy. I'm moving out" ho ho, was my face red!

Can I stay with you?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 8:45, Reply)