i picked the Polish in-laws up from E'burgh late sunday night...
coming over Beattock summit about half-2 it was minus six and a half.
brrrrr!
fucking screenwash froze!
bollocks. had to get out and piss on the windscreen.
the in-laws were bemused.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

So your inlaws have seen your cock?
This is not good, surely?
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:33, Reply)

well it was cold and dark so maybe not?
i haven't mentioned it and neither have they.
suits me fine.
wonder what mrsblaireau will think when i tell her...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:41, Reply)

If I were your Mrs I'd laugh :)
I never want the parents to see any future incarnation of Mr Maladicta's pride and joy, but I hope for your sake they didn't see anything!
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

i'll tell her tonight when she gets back from her workses do.
she'll be half pissed so it'll be safer then...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

There's a chance she may not remember tomorrow, amirite?

( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)