I slipped and landed right on my arse in the middle of the street once, I panicked because I thought I'd get hit by a car
so I did that thing where you scramble backwards [like in horror films] and then I looked around to see if anyone saw me and I felt super embarrassed

then I realised it was 3 in the morning and then I felt stupid for thinking I'd get hit by a car or that anyone would see me struggling and falling on ice.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:50, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh, I recall nights like this staggering across campus
singing selections from Monty Python and deciding the logical solution to loads of us being out in the cold on a February night was to walk along under a kingsize duvet.
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

hahahahaha brilliant

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Quite what campus security
thought of an apparent caterpillar, staggering and singing "sit on my face and tell me that you love me" is anyone's guess...
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

my mates and I were quite partial to Rachel Stevens, because they had a few of her songs at work, my mate and I loved her
so we'd stagger about home from the pub singing loudly some song that we alone knew the words to [so good and queen]
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Everyone, in the world, ever
knows all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.

100% of fact.
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)

this is where you're wrong
right here

I didn't know any of the words until the clip of graham norton on father ted
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Ah yes, where he gets stuck under the rocks in the Very Dark Caves ("it's almost like being blind!")
"Let's have a SCREECHING COMPETITION!"

/ has not watched Father Ted more times than she can count, honest
( Maladicta, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:05, Reply)