Awww
that's what I do! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

post shit stories?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

How very dare you
all my stories are grade-a-top-choice-meat! You're just jealous you bloomin' flange-biscuit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

your stories are generally pretty good
I came to the conclusion a long time ago that people rarely want to hear about me and my stoner mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Ah I like your posts too
You've had some good ones too! Also people don't mind the occasional loveable stoner story.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

when I have a story it tends to be an amusing one involving my mate
but they tend to be quite specific.

I have no idea how I'm going to shoehorn in the story of when he was out picking up breakfast, wasted on hash muffins and decided to dive under a car as it was about to pull away....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Hahahahaha
I love stories like that, they just make no real sense. Once my friend Terri was driving along and having an argument with her husband, and he just opened the car door (while she was doing about 20mph) and tucked and rolled into a ditch - now that is one way to end an argument!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

haha
excellent

I keep thinking of stories for this week's question, but they all involve me hurting myself and others laughing....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I may have one to post about DiT
but I think I'll have to ask his permission first! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

He lost all his rights to complain when he married you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

You have a valid point there sir!
It was rather funny... maybe I'll do it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Do it now!
Is he still on his lunch?
You could do it while he's not here to stop you...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

how could he stop her?
he can't get in and block her intertubes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You're right
He doesn't know my password! Mwahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

No, but he might do puppydog eyes at her
And then she might think again...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

she's got more backbone than that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Hehe
He is still on lunch but he'll see this thread and get angry... oh yes he'll get angry!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

You'll just have to slap some sense into him.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I am good
at the sense slappin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Pretend it happened to Slip Digby
And no-one will be any the wiser :D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Hehehe
You're crafty!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Whatever happened to him?
He was a rakish fellow and no mistake!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Indeed
he was rather.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)