Start an accident blog instead
I don't think you'll be short of material.
On the day's you're injury-free, I'll stand in ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My ex was meant to come over today
for a chat. No, really, just a chat. If we get through seeing each other without fucking (which has never happened - unless you count the times where we were just all over each other before we first fucked) it would be a turning point.
He can't make it, and I'm upset, but I understand. I was thinking it would just be supremely awkward.

Though I secretly hoped it would descend into fucking :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Dude. Don't.
Listen to your aunty Roota.
I'm glad he can't make it. I hope he never makes it again, because left to you the fucking might go on forever.
And it'll never be more than fucking.
And don't pretend you don't want more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I don't REALLY want to fuck him.
Part of me wants "one last time", but we're both saying no at the mo. What I fear is that he'll crumble (as he's done so many times in the past) and ask me again. But in those situations I've always said I'd fuck him no matter what. I hope that now I'm saying no, for once, he won't ask.

Where have all the good men gone?
/was playing last night at Truffle Shuffle, 80s night extraordinaire in a club named after an archbishop
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:49, Reply)

They're off with girls with better standards than you and me
Keep away from him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:51, Reply)

He'll keep away from me, don't worry.
And you're not my aunty, surely. More older sister?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:52, Reply)

I just checked your age
I'm your aunty and no mistake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:57, Reply)

My average guessed age at the bash was 23.
Averaged guessed age everywhere, actually.

This smoking is prematurely aging me :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Shut up
You look like an infant.
Do you like Werther's?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:02, Reply)

LIES.
I don't really. But I do love Clarnico's Mint Creams. They're quite grannyish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:07, Reply)

*takes note*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:10, Reply)