Don't go!
Pigs eat everything. They won't even find your bones.

The programme on ITV right now is so shit. But last week there was Adam Garcia in a school uniform and this week he HAD to take his t-shirt off to fix a leak, then got sprayed with water on his naked torso.
I can't change channels.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't think
That the Emmerdale animals are allowed into the fan club party.

Unless they wear ties, obviously.

There is a conspicuous lack of creatures generally on Emmerdale - it's not Emmerdale Farm any more, see.

There is a vet, but he just goes about drinking and looking greasy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Course it's Emmerdale Farm
I like nothing better than settling down after cleaning up with the Jif, putting some Oil of Ulay on my face, and cracking open the Opal Fruits and Marathons, then watching Emmerdale Farm.
No?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I drive home
In my Cortina especially to watch it.

And if I could grow Amos sideburns I'd die an even happier man than I already am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:23, Reply)

I'm getting a crick
So I'll talk about ol' Frank here.
I don't know millions about him.
I think the guy who designed lots of Liverpool tenement blocks may have been influenced by him,but I never got round to checking the dates.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:32, Reply)

He was the man
Who first established how to build upwards. He developed the principle of skyscrapers.

He also designed the Tribune building in Chicago which is the most stunning bit of architecture I've ever seen.

Of greater immediate significance is that little kitty has got out and will be very cold. I need to lure her back in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Put some butter in the microwave til it's runny and waft it out of the door
EDIT: and where I'm from was based on the Karl Marx-Hof complex, but always reminded me of the Guggenheim.
Most people laugh when I tell them this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You're just on the right
After the tech college, heading via Kensington to Old Swan.

Am I right? I navigate Liverpool by pubs.

Little kitty is still out but at least tonight the catflap isn't frozen solid like it was last night.

No more giggling updates.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Aw my tenements aren't there any more.
Very similar to Myrtle Gardens/Minster Court near the Oxford Pub, behind the uni. Both the work of Sir Lancelot Keay.
1930s.Very pretty and art deco at points and in their day. But not like that in the 1980s!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Think I roughly know where you are
The Oxford is a big, angular Georgian boozer. I think.

Anyway - I'm far more concerned about little kitty now, who must have scuttled out when I was having a tab on the doorstep. She's never encountered snow before so she's probably a bit confused.

'Night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Dude I hope she hurries home
She'll be fine though because cats are wellard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Right!
Little kitty is back home.

Giggling person is in the back of a car going to Clare/Claire's house.

I'm not worried about the spelling; it'll be fine and now I can go to bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:55, Reply)