I can usually provide a response,
even when clearly I shouldn't.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So, I could, say, treat you as my Magic 8 ball for a day
and you wouldn't mind?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I wouldn't mind, no.
That means my answers need only be short.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*picks up Clendrix and shakes her, whilst meditating on a difficult decision*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

*tries not to throw up pork katsu*

( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Was that my answer?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

You can have that if you like.
Or you can ask me something...
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Ok...
At New year, should I stay in and behave, or carry on woeful?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Stay in.
Find someone cute to stay in with and cook curry.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

sorry, I'm busy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

*gets onto it right away*
That's a very good idea.
Oh, and it's ok Vip, I was thinking of your your bird actually. Your bird, her brunette tresses, her fit nose and some chicken curry. Oh yeah. *puts on the Kenny G*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

hehe
I'm going to have to pass that on to her, she's not a fan of her nose.

she does cook some really good curries
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Her nose is the best thing on her kite!!
People with good noses don't know how lucky they are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I think it is a good nose
I think she was subjected to some teasing when she was younger, as she needed to grow into it

also, kite? not familiar with that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

It means face
(I think it was originally 'kite race' = 'face'.
My mum hates her nose too. It's the one thing I wish I'd inherited from her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I gathered that it means face
just couldn't figure out why

my mrs tells me that since her surfing accident that hers now bends more in one direction than the other...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Someone hit my mum's nose with a conker
and it was nicer afterwards
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I broke mine on a mate's shoulder
while headbanging. Claret everywhere.

Looks better after
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I love that word
So much so that I intend to marry a man whose surname begins with 'T'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

hahaha
excellent plan
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)