I'll fuck you up in a minute daddio!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You don't deny you are a witch then?
Did you celebrate the solstice yesterday?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I am a witch or something
A lad put ice down my top and minutes later the coffee machine waited for him to pass, then fired hot grounds all over him.
I didn't wish it on him but the karma or something, ooh, it is on my side. I have loads of tales like that. They call me Carrie in work.
So you just mind your cock doesn't wither away tonight.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

That's powerful magic
Can I get you a nice cup of tea? I don't want my willy to shrivel any more than it has.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

I'll have a glass of pretend Bailey's please
No ice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

*hold out silver salver*
Will that be all mistress?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Are you sure you
want him to go away and fix that for you? Something else may be in it.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

*Wipes dick on Curtains*
No, nothing added.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I don't need to know
The mystical forces will know, and they will dish out the retribution on my behalf.
They're a bit like the Modgazzer...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Bugger !

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)