I got on a bus the other day
and was chatting with the driver (actually he started talking to me. I'm not really a 'chatting to the bus driver' kind of person) and he said that around here they were very short on grit: the roads had been done but not the pavements, and this meant lots of people walked in the road.

'That's fair enough', he said, 'but it did mean I ran over an old granny on Saturday' and shrugged.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good stuff
I'm not sure the bus drivers down here can talk

specially not the horrible ginger woman. she looks like a fucking neanderthal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Ha! Bus driver 1 : Old Lady 0
was he really a bus driver or was he an escaped mental?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

the two terms are synonymous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I think he was an escaped bus driver.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Haha "I'm not really a 'chatting to the bus driver' kind of person)"
Really? I bet that's shocked everyone here this morning, you miserble git!
:-P
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

This is me:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

liar
you don't have any pals with whom to have adventures
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

That's not entirely fair
I have some made-up pals. They're great, we do everything together and they are such a laugh. Honestly the things I could tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

No but he's always being attacked with catapults

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

that is a given

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)