Haha, no.
We were holed up in the hotel bar in this village, getting a bit loud and obnoxious to be honest. Not really sensing the atmosphere, we just wondered why they'd failed to call last orders since eleven and it was half-one before they did.

I asked why and they said, "Oh, it's a wake". We were gutted, we thought we'd just destroyed the send off for someone's Gran! It was only when we asked who died the barman told us that it was someone's pig.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)