I've already explained this before, but since you clearly weren't paying attention that time
(and lets face it, only someone as brilliant as me would have paid attention this much)

So here goes, the way to fix your laptop in seven easy steps:

No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: It's that slow time between christmas and new year, so better make it a quiet drink, just a half a pint of gin maybe, but put it in a normal tumbler so the wife doesn't realise what it is.
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't see the point in bullying someone who isn't here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:08, Reply)

blaireau69 reads every post in every thread
duh
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Blimey !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)