This is a joke. Tell me this is a joke because you know I hate him.
I read that Kenneth Branagh was due to star in a TV adaptation. That's bad enough, thank you very much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hehehe panic not
its a joke!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

DON'T. DO. THAT. TO. ME.
Please. My heart can't cope with the trauma..

Do you want a man's death on your hands?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Apologies
I am sure he is going to be starring in some film soon (which has been adapted from a book I like) which I am annoyed about... I just can't remember what it is exactly!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:09, Reply)

The House at Pooh Corner.
He's going to be Christopher Robin.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Nothing would surprise me when it comes to that horsefaced balding cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Sorcerer's Apprentice?
As I recall, even the trailer caused an argument...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Oh yeah
Because it looked rubbish! Hahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

It is a joke...
But the Branagh thing you mention is right - he owns the rights to it. Seeing as he was fantastic in Wallander, though, I'll reserve judgement...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)