He's from Paisley
A piss soaked ghost town in which I used to live. His music is well vanilla though, and I think he is trying to sound like Frankie Miller most of the time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He sounds like Fozzie fucking Bear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Steps were trying to sound like Abba
and failed miserably. Their music still brings me joy in my heart.
There are more imprtant people to criticise than a nice young man from the chipshop that wants to be a proper singer from the old days.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Why does he pretend to be blind? What's wrong with him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Dunno, ask Joe Cocker and Stevie Wonder the same question

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Joe Cocker always looked like a disabled.
I most definitely would ask him why he was doing that shit, too. Before punching his grizzled lights out, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Stop fighting, Mont
Just stop, let yourself rest. You've been fighting so long...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It's in my blood. I just can't help myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I didn't know the heirs to the Mr Kipling cake empire
Were fighters.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

well now you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I KNEW that was you!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)