I will punch you until
you look like Susan Boyle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

punching people to improve their looks is an odd concept

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

*points at sig*
Pitchshifter?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

it is indeed
recently reminded of them

you well?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Not too bad apart from
never felt Christmassy and I hate new year and I hate people saying "Happy New Year" like fucking joybots until March.

Apart from that... not too bad
You?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

pretty good
being back at work is shit naturally, but I'll get over it.

Had a great christmas and new years, apart from breaking the cooker.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Should i even ask...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You should ask
because his reply is full of double entendre.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Ah yes
I knew I liked you for a reason Roots me ole gal *slaps thigh*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

involves cleaning, and knobs
not that interesting to be honest, and I'm not going to mention it again, until I get down to purchasing a new one and setting about the kitchen with a saw to make it fit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You forgot to mention the ring!!!!
TGB, He mentions rings too...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'm happy to try it out on you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

feel free

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)