Praise be we have our first convert
Brother DiT will be our second minister and is working out how to set up our credit card hotline.

*speaks in tongues*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Erm, scrap that,,,
The Lord has just told Brother DiT that we would be better to accept only cash, no cheques, no traceable cards.

The Lord does not like leaving complicated paper trails when he is healing and saving.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

The Lord has no time for Administration.
And yea, he has provided us with a special pen to make sure the notes are real. If there's one thing He hates, it's forgeries.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

The penalty for forged tenners is facial boils
For twenties it is facial boils and genital warts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

And the penalty for real fivers
is a slap in the face for being cheap - does your soul hold no value to you!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Amen!
Scrape your financial barrel for the Lord. (I got that off Benny. he really said it.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)