Phew - normal rage has been resumed
That picture has acheived what I believed to be impossible - I think I hate his waxy-faced bonk-eyed visage even more than I did before. He looks like a robot. A shit, gay robot.

And that album sounds great, doesn't it? A bunch of shit-cunts no fucker has ever heard of murdering a bunch of already-terrible sonic turds. Wonderful idea.

What next? Morrissey sings the hits of Led Zeppelin?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The Stone Roses to reform
and cover the first Tractor album, with a nationwide tour to boot, supported by U2 playing the hits of Hawkwind.


*takes cover*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

*is wracked by deep, silent sobs of impotent rage*
I can actually imagine U2 doing Silver Machine. Fucking hell, how awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

With Katie Price taking on the role of Stacia,
and just picture Ian Brown's simian face, tunelessly gurning his way through "Little Girl in Yellow"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Please stop.
Please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)