It's so bloody cold I'm going into town at lunch to buy a hat.
Wish me luck.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:26, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK
Good Luck xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Can you get me a lunch hat as well?
i'm starving
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

What about a pork pie hat?
With a ten gallon hat on the side, in case you get thirsty?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

That's some tasty headware

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Now I really want a pork pie
Arse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I love 'em.
...including the jelly, which some philistines don't like these days, inc my mum, the bitch.


EDIT: a pork pie arse? Is that like a cauliflower ear?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Arse is what they're mostly made of
And lips and genitals. It's no wonder they make me feel good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

That's the hat he chewed
pork pies FTW! (especially the posh ones)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I've come prepared
I have a hat already. Which is very useful in this weather as I'm not excessively hirsute in the scalp region these days.

So good luck with your hat buying expedition, BGB. Not quite sure whether to say 'break a leg' or not, as you're likely to do just that on the icy pavements.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:35, Reply)

re: sig
'B3ta Hayworth' shurely...?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Wahey!
Fresh batteries in this morning Sir?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Ha!
I had a stupendous day off yesterday, larking about with my cheeky daughter. She's learned all the animal sounds, so if you call her a 'cheeky monkey' she breaks out a hilarious monkey impression complete with armpit scratching. I could watch it all day.

This, combined with my psychedelic mind-bath on the weekend, has left me irritatingly chipper...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

rather than the normal plain irritating

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

*deletes account*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Don't worry
We'll soon have you back on track in no time.

www.nme.com/news/test/49071

There we go. He's been at the botox as well, by the looks of it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I recognise 3 of the artists/bands doing those covers
and have only heard 2 of them.

nirvana's man who sold the world is bound to be better than whoever is doing it on there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Phew - normal rage has been resumed
That picture has acheived what I believed to be impossible - I think I hate his waxy-faced bonk-eyed visage even more than I did before. He looks like a robot. A shit, gay robot.

And that album sounds great, doesn't it? A bunch of shit-cunts no fucker has ever heard of murdering a bunch of already-terrible sonic turds. Wonderful idea.

What next? Morrissey sings the hits of Led Zeppelin?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

The Stone Roses to reform
and cover the first Tractor album, with a nationwide tour to boot, supported by U2 playing the hits of Hawkwind.


*takes cover*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

*is wracked by deep, silent sobs of impotent rage*
I can actually imagine U2 doing Silver Machine. Fucking hell, how awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

With Katie Price taking on the role of Stacia,
and just picture Ian Brown's simian face, tunelessly gurning his way through "Little Girl in Yellow"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Please stop.
Please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

why the hell do the NME and Sun websites use such a big font?
do illiterate cretins need big writing?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

i'm not entirely sure why you don't already own one
hats should be a staple of everyone's wardrobe
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

You're only saying that because you own a Fez
"just like that"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

i do own some proper hats too, though

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

*Gasps*
Fez not proper hat? YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE FEZ CLUB!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

good
you're all dinosaurs! DINOSAURS I TELL YOU!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Get a Thinsulate one
That's what I've got and it's ridiculously warm. Even wins out over my Russian Tank Commander's hat, although to be fair that one's a fraction too small.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Russian deerstalker
Mine has not let me down in 8 years.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I want one.
Can't find one.

I will have to buy one on-line and when it arrives the cold weather will be finished.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Oh :(
That's like me with me crampons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I have plenty of hats, but keep losing gloves
my head nurse bought me a new pair yesterday as I kept bitching about being cold. I was touched, but I think I've lost them already.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

You were touched by your head nurse's actions?

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)