Woah!
-14??? Where the hell are you?
And my mum is a penguin. She always has been. One of my earliest memories is her 21st birthday (she's 50 today) and my uncle had cut out the penguin from the biscuit wrapper and stuck it to her card.

We have a penguin festival in Liverpool at the mo and I took a photo of one wearing a dickie bow and captioned it "Care to dance, madam?" and I bet she thought about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

South of Scotland
They build us to cope with it though.

And that story doesn't make what you said sound any less mental, but it also sounds like a pretty good explanation.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

That's just the way it is
Oh yeah, you lot are hardy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Not that I imagine you Scousers are any less so

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The scallies are
because they go out wearing nearly nothing.
But the rest of us are wimps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)