I'm going to fuck you up!
Your surname is like something off a Carry On film.
Did you make it up?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was about to suggest it was a euphemism for an erection
would that be getting too personal?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

That's exactly what it is though.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Still doesn't beat my Media lecturer's name from college.
GOLDSHAFT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

There's one at Northampton Uni
and his name's X Mendick.
(I dunno what its special powers are)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You really think you're in a position to mock other peoples surnames?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:13, Reply)

*laughs from a position of surname security*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Don't make me tell everyone your middle name.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm not embarrassed by it!
Valerie is a perfectly reasonable man's name!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

What the hell???
It's just a surname. It's rather irish but it does NOT mean 'stiff in the undercarriage'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Caam down caam down
Let's ave a cuppa tea, eh?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Nana?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Only Cancer Joy knows my surname
and he ain't tellin'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It's Kipling.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

foolery?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Soze
Kaiser Soze
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL, YOU CUNT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Fuck off back to Guatemala

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

is that anywhere near
Guatemala?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

ssshhhh
FF didn't correct it, so I assumed it must be right even thought it looked wrong!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

'They' got to me mate
Said they were gonna strap me down and play the entire Bowie back catalogue to me through high end Grado headphones, whilst simultaenously showing me all his videos in slow motion in 3D Imax.

I'm sure you'll understand.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'd have done the same, fair enough mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)