See this is another one of the problems
I don't want to have to cut the bread to size, the machine should be made to fit Hovis white thick bread - its clearly some sort of conspiracy between the toastie makers and the bread companies - bastards!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I like Warburton's extra thick toastie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Warburton's can go to hell
it can go right to ruddy hell and die there
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Ooh when you want the stodge
it's great!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Nah its always too dry for me
I like Hovis because its always squishy and full of nommy goodness.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Surely you're not talking about Warburton's Toastie loaf?
That's not dry and brittle like regular Warburton's.

It's more moist than *insert rudeness*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Hmmmm
I have probably not tried the toastie loaf. I don't go near Warburton's because I was under the impression that all their bread was minging - maybe I shall investigate the toastie loaf.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Give it a go.
You won't believe it's Warb's.
(My Grandad sings "Warburton's bread makes you shit like lead, fart like thunder, no bloody wonder")
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Hehe
Your granddad sounds like my granddad, he's always singing odd songs he has made up.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

He makes up ridiculous poems too
And swears like nobody I've ever known
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)