You'll be fine,
don't start new threads
don't say LOL ROFL
don't use smilies until people know you
if anyone insults you tell them to fuck off and call them a shitcunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's like prison
Beat someone up on your first day or become someone's bitch.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Haha
I may use smilies but I would never NEVER say lol or rofl, because that's basically saying 'I am a dick'.

I have refused to go to a school reunion because people keep trying to add me on facebook saying 'lol we r havin a reunion lol, its bin 10 yrs lol, can u believe it lol, plz come lol lol looooool'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Some people are basically retarded online
but can be nice people in real life, hold on I'll get you an example.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Someone I met who is actually really nice and pretty smart has this as their profile info
*deleted for data protection yeah*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

that is pretty retarded
is it a girl?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

yep,
I think it was written a good few years back too.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Do they live in
Milton Keynes too?
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

yes.
I'm actually going to delete the text now, because if you're any good at the internet you could probably find out who she is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)

only on bebo
nothing came up for b3ta...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

She's not a member, or at least I hope she isn't

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

that'll be why then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Bless
Nah see, I grew up with these people, they're retarded in real life too, they're just a bit older now and have about 1,000,000 kids each... I have no interest in meeting up with them... well except to laugh at one of the girls who made my life hell - she is now really fat! Hahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

That's what reunions are all about aren't they?
Like the guy I met who recently started his own buisiness got a company car blah blah.
After a bit of pushing I find out he's a fucking driving instructor.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Hahahaha that's fantastic
Thing is I'm sort of an unknown entity because I ran away from the town after college and people don’t usually do that there. Also I don’t have tons of children so I think they are all a little confused as to what it is I actually do with my time… I’d rather not go and keep the rumour-mill chugging along.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

You are me
AICMFP
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Strapped for cash?
You're making a few claims for £5.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Sssshhhh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I pay generous rates for maid services
wait until you see the uniform before confirming interest though
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'm in

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Giggity
Expect a cock in the gaz very shortly.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Erm ok,
But it's not a real one.
EDIT, I thought YOU were expectin a cock from me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I thought I was althegeordie
Okay, I'll be you too! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

You're omnipresent

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I get many presents?
Where are my presents, where?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

They're everywhere
but in order to receive them you have to email.
Email HARD.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:13, Reply)

*emails HARD*
Presents, presents, presents! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)