Stop the internet
best thing ever

totallylookslike.com/2009/11/06/my-fetus-totally-looks-like-the-emperor/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:42, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My daughter looked like the Emperor too:

DIIIIEEEEEE.......!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)

She looks likes she's saying
"For Pete's sake, I've been on the sauce all night, could you get that camera out of my grid please??"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Ahhh, just like her old dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I was expecting a lustrous mane of hair.
All in good time though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)

She was only about 3 days old there!
Bit more on top these days...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Bizarrely
when both of my kids where born, and they were still in the maternity ward, each time, there was a new born baby with a full head of thick black hair. Proper disconcerting.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Burn the devil children!
I don't give even the tiniest shit whether it's considered acceptable or not, here's another more recent pic:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)

She's got a BOSS face
She looks like a cartoon! I do mean that as a compliment.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I'm totally smitten mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)

NOM

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Are you sure Colonel Dracula isn't the dad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Ahm the fahkin daddy
*grabs sock/pool ball interface*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Yeah, I tried that
but villagers with pitchforks chased me from the scene.

Cute baby, cherish it mate, they don't stay that age forever.

Nice flooring as well ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

That's her mum's house
2-bedroom luxury apartment slap bang in the middle of Shoreditch.

She admitted she found £400 in a coat pocket the other day too - poor, poor thing, eh? Struggling away on benefits...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Pah, just £400
I lost more than that running for a bus yesterday, some filthy scrote probably debased themselves and picked it up, to spend on heroin i expect.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Some people have no shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Aaaaw.
She is a doll. Does Daddy have one of those 'walkers' for the DMT evenings?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Yup.
And great big fucking nappies in case I lose control of my bowels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)