He means d'oily I think.
He's German...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Of course
D'Olly Carte.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Or maybe he means antimacassar...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:26, Reply)

No, Doily
A pointless piece of pierced paper used to put cakes on.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I know ya balloon
Come on, now would be the time to mention a turpsy rag
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:28, Reply)

What's dat?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:31, Reply)

DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK GERMAN?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Sorry, I don't understand
Vot iz zis Cherman you speek of?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I think she means me
She is suffering from cheese withdrawl apparently
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Cheese withdrawal, eh?
She probably shouldn't have inserted it in the first place.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Oi!
I like it to ferment
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I suppose
you like the blue veined kind?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Of course
But I've run out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I've got some blue veins you might be interested in
and that's not a cheese reference either.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I's sorry
...I can't understand a word.
I'm sure it was a very tempting offer Mein Herr
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Sorry, must be my eyes
Or maybe my small font size. But I was convinced that said dolly!

Doilies are completely useless things. At least antimacassars had some purpose in life.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:31, Reply)