A new thread about anything
12 hours since the last new thread, in which the males were hounded off by a bunch of wimpy, post menapausal, girls.

Now guys, MTFU and let's talk about cars, music and other bloke stuff.

Or, what is your favourite kind of doily?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 7:47, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really don't know
Not a Y chromosone between us.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:03, Reply)

Shut up it was ace
It proved that B3tan ladies are capable of being, well, ladies. Sort of.
Post-menopausal my white ass!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:05, Reply)

Oh yeah!
go nom some stilton.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:10, Reply)

I only have cheddar, pie d'angloys and camembert left
*sad face*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:11, Reply)

I'm crushed now
I just can't be rotten to girls.

Be my babybel?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Ba ba ba!
Hand it over, buddy...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:14, Reply)

what you need to do
is fall in love with a few of them and when they stomp on your heart a thousand times or more it gets really easy to hate them.

You never stop loving them either though - it's some kind of glitch in the system.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I'm with you on most of that
except I never hate them, and I do stop loving them after a while.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:32, Reply)

My grant has just come through
I am going to drink and drug myself into a massive, massive, massive, massive hole.

If anyone sees two idiots around Soho wearing sombreros (my friend is going to buy us sombreros to cheer me up) in about three hours time, be sure to give us a wave. We might not wave back as we'll be in our own little world.

Man enough for you sir?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:07, Reply)

Aw drugs man
Mind yourself. Good work on he sombreros though!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:10, Reply)

I'm not proud of my drug use.
But what I am proud of is that I've never had a comedown. Ever.

Famous last words I know. I am just about to reply to your message, by the way. Thanks again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:16, Reply)

NO worries dude.
Still be careful. I don't like dem druughz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:17, Reply)

The sombrero stakes have just been raised
We have decided whoever takes off their sombrero first has to get a (yet to be decided) Alan Partridge tattoo on their leg. It's without a doubt the stupidest thing I have ever agreed to do, but it has put me in a slightly better mood and I feel slightly less like absolute shite.

If it's me I think I'm going to have "Yes, it's an extender" or "Alan's Deep Bath - sponsored by Dettol".

Wish me luck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Compromise and get a tungsten-tipped screw tattooed on your finger

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Or a cheese head screw

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Oozing with testosterone
Weill done Bazza, be sure to be covererd in sick by lunchtime.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:12, Reply)

Shurrup ya German

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:13, Reply)

I am not a member of the master race.
*Takes gloves off*
*Realises they are sewn to the end of sleeves*
*Turns puce*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Houselol
EDIT Hausfraulol
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:18, Reply)

Ah, I see what I've done.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:19, Reply)

I don't have one particular favourite dolly
Dolly mixtures for me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:21, Reply)

He means d'oily I think.
He's German...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Of course
D'Olly Carte.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Or maybe he means antimacassar...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:26, Reply)

No, Doily
A pointless piece of pierced paper used to put cakes on.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I know ya balloon
Come on, now would be the time to mention a turpsy rag
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:28, Reply)

What's dat?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:31, Reply)

DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK GERMAN?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Sorry, I don't understand
Vot iz zis Cherman you speek of?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I think she means me
She is suffering from cheese withdrawl apparently
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Cheese withdrawal, eh?
She probably shouldn't have inserted it in the first place.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Oi!
I like it to ferment
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I suppose
you like the blue veined kind?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Of course
But I've run out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I've got some blue veins you might be interested in
and that's not a cheese reference either.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I's sorry
...I can't understand a word.
I'm sure it was a very tempting offer Mein Herr
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Sorry, must be my eyes
Or maybe my small font size. But I was convinced that said dolly!

Doilies are completely useless things. At least antimacassars had some purpose in life.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I'm going out in the ice
To get food supplies and check the ATM. I may not wear gloves. Is that manly?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I've got to go out there today. Back at work.
Fortunately I have a relatively flat journey...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Down to Bold St I will go
And cash machine?Bah! Real men pay with sweaty coins from pockets.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Be caaaareful!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)

So long as it does not include cat food, yes.
Oh, and a real man would forget their PIN at the ATM and not show any emotion.

....uber alles....di di di di di di dom.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:29, Reply)

doilies are for grandmas.
morning all. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:28, Reply)

`ning! both doileys and D`oyleys are for grandma`s
my gran ( god rest ) used to try to cover her flatulence by coughing loudly, which strangely enough did nothing about the waft, and then used to blame flossie their dog for that.

On a different note, have just braved the outside to get milk for tea-like things and it is thawing (ray!) the tight council didn`t grit any footpaths and this has been a 1 in just outside needing a warning sign ice slope for 3/4 of a mile starting from just outside the shops 12 doors from my gaff.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:13, Reply)

That was one highly skilled grandma there
If I cough in the middle of a fart, there is significant likelyhood of follow through.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Oh yes, Old ladies can do things we would fear to attempt
Like the squeaky ones whilst walking and changing pitch, and the "i`ve just aquashed a hot water bottle with the neck cut off" bending down to pick something up.

I too have male sphincter wiring and risk an involuntary touching cloth if I cough whilst farting
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:22, Reply)

We should learn the pelvic floor exercises
in a real way, rather than just thinking about them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)