What like pencils?
They're not nice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not the ones you've got no.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I have nice pencils. They're from Derwent

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I've been to the pencil museum in Derwent
in my defence I was on holiday there and it was raining loads, and the pencil museum offered a chance to get out of the rain.

As did the famous cars museum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I've been too. My family used to holiday near there a lot when I was younger.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Why didn't you go to a pub?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

that is a good question
I'm not entirely sure
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Where's Beatix Potter's house gone???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Hehe
I've seen it a few times, never actually been in there - is it AMAZING!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

From what I recall it's small and is essentially a giant giftshop. I did buy a 3ft pencil though and all their fancy sets were cheaper than they are in shops

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

it wasn't as small as I expected
and they did have a very large pencil in there

/euphemisms
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I knew you'd appreciate it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I will possibly go there next time then
if they have really big pencils! I'll wander around whilst consuming vast amounts of Kendal Mint Cake... everything will have a sugary haze around it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Only if it's chocolate covered kendal mint cake. The plain stuff is just teeth dissolving boringness
www.pencilmuseum.co.uk/ gigantor pencil
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Oh its always chocolate covered mint cake
That's the best kind! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Come to my cottage*
*It's not a cottage and it's not technically mine.
But it's in Cumbria and it is near the mint cake and a river.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Wicked
I'm there! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I have Derwent pencils too! :D
We're just too fancy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I have some somewhere
My years ago ex left them in the house. I deserve them more than her because she only used to use them to write emo lyrics and pretend suicide notes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I also have Asda pencils because I couldn't find my fancy derwents, so had to purchase more. They don't see each other much, I think the rivalry could be dangerous
Yay, we can be fancy pencil BFFs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Woo
Fancy pencil BFFs!

WIN!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Woot!
if I find the Derwents you can have them. But they might make you gay and suicidal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Woo indeed
I'll wash em first, they'll be reet
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Pencils shouldn't be used
for emo poems and fake suicide notes... that’s more of a cartridge pen sort of thing surely?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

She preferred red pen
but if there wasn't one to hand she would abuse the Derwents.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)

How the fuck have we got a sub thread about pencils?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Because this is OT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Because we have, now deal with it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Yeaaaaaaah
*shakes fist*
*throws pencils*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

NOT THE DERWENTS
They're too good for her. Here, have some asda ones
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I can't deal with it,
I could just delete my post up there thus clearing the whole lot, then you'll be sorry.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

You could, but then you'd be hounded for being the post deleting cunt that you are

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Hmmm, true but I'll be making this little part of the internet better.
Tough call.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Plus
I'll end up calling you a bummer or an arse face or something.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)