You got Elephantiasis of the nuts? Oh you poor poor man. Your ex really did a number on you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Tru seh dat.
Joking aside, she let slip that she found £400 in a coat pocket the other day. In between berating me for not giving her enough money for our daughter.

Fuck me I would LOVE to be in a position to be able to lose that kind of cash and not notice it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I'd like to be in a position to find that much money every day just by going through my coats

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Same here
all I'd find is that I don't like most of my coats.


EDIT that's more than enough 'work' for one day.

Seeyalater
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)