Birthday cake.........
have a slice of my delicious cake..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:33, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy birthday to you.
No cake for me though, ta, I am on a diet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Yeah?
The if I can't inject it, smoke it or stick it up nose diet?

Edit - This post sounds harsh. Just kidding : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)

*runs crying from the room*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Oh dear : /
I made a boy cry again.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Did you laugh at his winky?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:46, Reply)

,) This one or his rudee one?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)

She laughs at both
that's why she never gets impaled on the pork sword.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:49, Reply)

bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I never laugh at seeing someone's winky.
I seldom get the opportunity nowadays.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Don't apologise!
He's a gigantic drug fuelled disaster just waiting to happen!

Have you heard the Tayyabs has expanded downstairs?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Last time I went, I noticed the stairs
Has it actually opened down there, then?

Clendrix has suggested we three go for a Tayyab's soon, are you interested?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Go for a Tayyabs or "Go for a Tayyabs"?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I have 'lol'ed, to my embarrassment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Phew,
Yeah that sounds like a laugh. I'm less busy toward the end of January.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Righto. I shall organise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:55, Reply)

let me know when it is and I'll try and come up ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:08, Reply)

That's what I like to hear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:11, Reply)

I aim to please

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Good spelling.
This post sounds a tad patronising.



It is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Monty dear boy, do you like any current music?
Aside from JSBX of course?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:46, Reply)

On the whole no, not really
There are bands I like to go and see but they've all been going for ages.

I like Litmus, but they are effectively a fake Hawkwind.

EDIT I'm open to recommendations, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I only asked because I usually miss the big music threads on here now.
I think it's a bit of a shame as I spent about 4 years hating all current music, but then I got a bit bored of listening to stuff that I already knew and gave some newer bands a try and I quite like some now.

Edit: We'll meet one day I'm sure and I'll force you to listen to different music
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I look forward to that.
I won't need forcing though - I'm extremely judgemental about music (no, really?) but I'll give anything a go, before being extremely judgemental about it...


Do you know the Jim Jones Revue? He was the singer in Thee Hypnotics, a band I practically followed around like a lost dog in the 80s. If you like Jon Spencer I think you should try them. They're still going now, as well. Woo! I'm in touch with the youth of today after all!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:57, Reply)

You didn't invite me along to Tayyabs :(
Runs snivelling from b3ta
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I once proposed an East London bash.
and you pooh-poohed the very idea.

I never forget these things...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Curse your elephantine memory

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:08, Reply)

If were crude and ungentlemanly
I might suggest that it's not just my memory that is elephantine.

Luckily I am the picture of decorum and am thus way above such smutty innuendo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I'm not
MASSIVE ARSE!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:18, Reply)

well if you're not MASSIVE ARSE,
who is? I mus kno.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I meant I'm not the picture of decorum
and then called you a massive arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:59, Reply)

You got Elephantiasis of the nuts? Oh you poor poor man. Your ex really did a number on you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Tru seh dat.
Joking aside, she let slip that she found £400 in a coat pocket the other day. In between berating me for not giving her enough money for our daughter.

Fuck me I would LOVE to be in a position to be able to lose that kind of cash and not notice it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I'd like to be in a position to find that much money every day just by going through my coats

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Same here
all I'd find is that I don't like most of my coats.


EDIT that's more than enough 'work' for one day.

Seeyalater
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I'm on my home computer.
Firefox spell check FTW!
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)