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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Advice to mothers
Don't put your baby in bed with you. In the night you might roll onto the baby and put your back out.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
the savlon bits were good
and Sild
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Fuck off, Harry Hill does something about sild??
But sild's MY thing. I ask men if they like sild :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
yeah, years ago
when he had the show with the badger parade.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Now I can't do my sild joke.
Well it's not a joke as such.
I didn't even know what sild was until I was about 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I only know because of harry hill and one of my weird uni housemates

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Me and my nana only know because of this woman called Maureen
We were helping her do a buffet and she said "Ooh get the sild out! You have to have sild at a buffet, for the men. The men love the sild."
So every now and again I like to ask a man if he loves sild.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I suspect that most would answer with a resounding no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)
They do.
Mad bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Don't keep me guessing
Do the men love the sild.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Most men dunno what 'the sild' is!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I just googled...
...and found it was a herring or a Sexually Induced Lucid Dream. Jackpot either way.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
the second sounds better
you can buy tins of sild, which are young herring, in tomato sauce

grim
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Blurgh
*imagines having a SILD about sild*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

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