Guilty of being a filthy bitch, I reckon
*cracks one off over the news*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

there is something about her that just screams
"I want you to slip me a length"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

The more scurrilous newspapers
ran with the story that her and her hubby were active swingers, and she enjoyed nothing more than getting 'airtight' of an evening.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:40, Reply)

they certainly look the type
wouldn't want your kids waking up and coming downstairs to find your neighbours balls deep in their mother's dirtbox, hence the practice of slipping them a bit of a sleep aid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

then maybe upgrading what they get slipped to something a little more profitable

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I think we're on to something here
normally I'd take this stuff to the Mail, but they are firmly in the McCann's camp...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:49, Reply)

McCann's camp?
No wonder his wife's GAGGING FOR IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

She takes special pills that negate her gag reflex
That's why she has a wonky mouth, her facial muscles have been pounded to fuck.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Firmly buried deep in McCann's camp.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I bet she's a right goer, the guilty bitch.
On balance, it wasn't just the Portuguese "wot thought they dunnit." My uncle lived in Leicestershire at the time, and it apparently got round that nobody back home in Rothley trusted them either...*

*_{Edit: This response may contain traces of malicious rumour, or have been concocted in a factory where malicious rumour is present.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)