Can I be the first to say you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Aww thanks Chompy, can I reply in kind?
I've found the perfect guy for you
dating.dailymail.co.uk/profiles/75514312
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

ha ha, "I'm a bit mad me"
fuck off amature interneters.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

"I'm not opinionated and like to consider other sides of a discussion" bland as hell and will say anything to get you into bed, I'll be a little self deprecating about my weight, but you can bet your arse I'll give the next person who calls me fattie a cold hard Paddington bear stare and no mistake.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

So how did you find this site anyway becky?
Were you looking for online dating sites or much worse reading the Daily Mail?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I was sent a link to a funny article
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Yes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Admiting you've got a problem is the first step.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

What's the second step
Refusing to acknowledge the first step?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Paypaling me money or something.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Oh noes I appear to have forgotten my paypal account password
If you Western Union me $400,000000000000000000 i'll get in touch with paypal and ask if I can refund it to you that way and add the money I owe you on top.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Trying to transfer the money now, what's your account number?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

********

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:53, Reply)