My mate took a date to a chinese restaurant
he was just about to eat a bit of sweet and sour chicken and she said, "Oh, that looks just like my miscarriage". They actually went out for about 6 weeks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Superb
Sense of humour AND she like teh cock
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah, but she might not be a great lay
if her cludge-muscles aren't even tight enough to hold a sprog in...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

she was only 19
there must have been some tread left on the tyre
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yeah, I guess foetuses are squidgier than turgid penises

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

She was a full on mentalist
I think he would have had a more stable relationship with a box of frogs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)