My best and worst date - same incident
met a girl at the uni surf club in my first year. We decided together that the surf club was full of complete dicks and fucked off to another pub. We arranged another meet up for drinks and stuff.

As is my habit, I got incredibly stoned before I went out and met her. We turned up at the pub at the same time, and she had bumped into someone she knew from school, who happened to be an incredibly hot lesbian with a partner called Fire...

We spent a couple of hours in the pub chatting and getting some beers down us. I was still so stoned that I'd drift off while listening to them chatting and occasionally think I'd hear one of them suggest a threesome. Unfortunately that wasn't the case.

Subsequently, I got drunk and was seduced by the girl from my furry cup story (in profile) and didn't see the surf club girl again. Shame as she had the most amazing smile I have ever seen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Were you dressed like the Ghost of Christmas Present?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I was not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

*sad face*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)

*not sure what to make of your comment face*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I pictured you dressed as TGOCP
leg of ham in one hand, goblet of mead in the other
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

hahaha
I've sported a look close to that. think it was my 19th. went to a medieval restaurant, drank mead, ate half a duck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)

They should do kids' books about you
and then if they misbehave their mothers will say "Want Vipros to come and stand on your toys? Well behave then!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I'm sure this would work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I was really expecting that story to end in a four some with the lesbians and a smug grin.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:08, Reply)

if only

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, Reply)