And if I do all this I get laid right?

( Peej, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds like it'd work
You'll need to dig a mine shaft first though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Nope!
Live in Cornwall! There's shit loads! In fact there's one just up the road that they could park in front of. No-one needs access to the old minehouse and shaft.

Hahahaha "Shaft"
( Peej, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Hehehe
Mine shafts always make me think of the scene in The Great Outdoors when John Candy is pulls a bear out of a mine shaft on a rope and then he screams like a girl.

I love The Great Outdoors! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I dunno.
Didn't she find the nine minute anal rape scene in Irreversible a little too violent for her sexual tastes?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:45, Reply)

that'll be fine then
phile only nees six minutes, including disrobing and the post-coital cigarette he's not allowed to smoke.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:47, Reply)

he's not going to rape the disabled kid
jesus....


not for 9 minutes anyway. a disabled kid? 30 seconds and he'll be spent

edit: bah, mindpiss
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:47, Reply)