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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have my favourite disabled story.At my cousions engagement party was a guy called, well I forget. Let's call him Hootie.
Hootie was telling us the tale of when he parked his car in a disabled spot (as he had a blue badge) and got out the car whereupon a traffic warden saw him and shouted over
"Oi you don't look disabled what you doing parking there?"
As the traffic warden walked over Hootie took off his fake leg and threw it at the traffic warden screaming
"Am I disabled enough for you now!?!"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:01,
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HahaMental picture of the week.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:10,
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hahahhathat's fucking awesome
my favourite story involves my mate Tom. He was working indirectly for the council doing stuff with traffic lights. While out on site one day he sees a blind guy using the traffic lights he was working on.
Later that day, this blind guy phones the office and speaks to my mate about some problem.
Tom: "Oh, I think I saw you there earlier, were you wearing a yellow jacket?"
Blind guy: (irate) "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? I'M BLIND!"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:19,
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