Ok
I buy leather couches because I fucking hate cows.

Yeah you mooey bastards I'm gonna skin ya and eat ya and turn you into a foot pouf thing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

YOU ARE GRATE
I have always maintained that even if I was a vegetarian (perish the fucking thought) I would still want chickens to die. Battery farming is brilliant if it makes those beady-eyed, scratchy little fuckers suffer.


I would happily kick them to death with hobnailed boots, unpaid, all day, every day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

that's why i eat kfc
i always hear 'but they are horrible to their chickens'
i'm like 'SOLD!'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:30, Reply)

good news Mr Boyce
I think we have an unpaid opening in our chicken murdering division
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I feel the same way about dogs
The Koreans fucking RULE.

I have a very comfy leather couch, but I also have 2, yes, 2 Ekorness Stressless recliners. These bad boys are the comfiest fuckers in the world, nothing better than going 'stressless' after a hard days b3ta-ing.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

orly?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'm afraid so, yes.
*laces up steel toecap clodhoppers with relish*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's funny how different people feel about different animals
Kaol keeps rats and loves them. Yesterday morning I beat a rat to death (I used the arm stick from my snowman). It was stuck in the chicken wire winnie the pooh style. I hate rodents, i'm not scared of them, they just disgust me. I dont even like hamsters.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)