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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The place suffers from Small Town Syndrome, everyone knows everyone else. A few years ago there was a sudden leap in cases of HIV/AIDS (I always forget which comes first). Because everyone knows everyone's business, the whole town instantly knew who was to blame. It was obviously her, she's shagged everyone, spring-loaded legs, blah blah blah.
Turns out they were wrong. It was someone who'd come on holiday and slept with dozens of people over the course of a month.
Life's a bitch, eh?
KIDS! USE PROTECTION!
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I hope she got her own back by giving them all ebola or sommat.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:07, Reply)
She died about six months later of an alcohol-related illness. And this being a Small Town, everyone instantly stood up to say how upset they were, and how lovely a person she was.
I never pretended to be her best mate, but we always said hello and nodded in the street. She was a lovely girl and I never said a bad word about her.
That's the worst thing about Small Towns with Small Town Syndrome. They're often full of selfish arsemongers.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 2:48, Reply)
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