Next door to my mum are cunts
Fat twizzler cunts who have so little room in their house that the car is their fridge (no lie) and they still fill the house with sunbeds and dogs.
My uncle saw the mother get out of a taxi round the corner from her house (so her husband didn't know she's got a taxi for a 10 min walk) and ram a WHOLE MARS BAR in her gob.
She looks like that fat fella with the funny eye who's in a lot of very English films. Except she's orange with thin hair dyed black.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They sound like a class act

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I was going to post '*shakes head in disbelief*'
but I'm afraid it's all too believable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)