That I need to go into town
and sort a new mobile out, because the one I currently have isn't exactly top of the line. It neither rings or has symbols to use when texting. As in all I can use are full stops. Need a new phone.

But I can't leave because I'm waiting for a parcel to arrive and this is the third time they've tried to deliver it and they won't try again.

Also someone isn't returning my texts (which is really getting to me), and when I put fish and chips in the oven earlier, I got it out, went to put vinegar on and the screw cap came off. Thus turning everything very brown and very, very vinegary.

Excuse me whilst I throw the laptop against the wall in a rage.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)