Are you winding me up?
I'm being serious about menus here, to help you, because I'm nice.
So if you do pretentious you might get it wrong, and even if you get it right, it will up your anxiety levels, and that makes for bad dates.

Panna cotta is easy, but so as not to make it too sickly and put her to sleep, swap the vanilla flavouring for 100ml lemon juice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

100ml lemon juice 100mg Rohypnol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

No, I'm not winding you up,
although I will if you don't answer the bloody question. Does it show enough effort?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Yes it fucking well does!
but not too much.
That is good.

I've still got my eye on you, so no cuntiness right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

That was my thinking.
Thanks for your help, we now have a truce until midnight tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

*one single nod with flared nostrils*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'd say so
Get a couple of bottles of classy wine and you should be fine. If you're having difficulty choosing said wine ask what the refined and upstanding females around here drink... and buy something completely different.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

No!
Make it sickly and put her to sleep.





Giggity ¬_¬
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

if she's gonna travel 60 miles for 'dinner', she's probably gonna put out anyway, the slag
So the lemon will keep her perky
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

It's not beyond the realms of possibility she's reading this, be nice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

if she's a B3tan, she'll put out
Wine and Kings of Leon probably
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

She's not a b3tan but is aware of the website.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Well stop ruining the menu surprise for her then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It's a very very small chance.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'd better not mention that kiddie-fiddling charge then, eh?
Oops, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

oooooh
anyone we know? schlaaaaaaaag
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Nope, I really doubt she's an offtopicer,
even if she's got an account.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

you'll be banging her up the shitter so hard it'll be like the Somme
mud and guts everywhere
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)