A GUN?
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A machine gun.
A LASER machine gun.
No word of a lie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

LASERS?
Holy shit. Did the dinosaur shoot lasers from its eyes too? I've heard they do that
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Girly dinosaurs perhaps.
But not RAPTORDACTYLSAURUS REX.

He breathes flaming shit with napalm in it.

Just as well I was able to hold his mouth shut with my teeth as I kicked him in his massive reinforced dino-scrotum.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

WOW!
*sings My Hero by the Foo Fighters*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I think I'll take my croissant and white wine on the terrace now.
Be a dear and bring me a newspaper, would you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Will do
Also... 'croissant' are you Vipros in disguise?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No.
His beard is fantastic, but I think he's to be found wanting when held in the balance of beating up dinosaurs. I have triumphantly claimed his daily croissant in my moment of extreme palaeontologically pugilistic smug.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Ah I understand now
You are the new bearer of the smugness chalice - Well done!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Splendid!
A chalice from which to drink my white wine. *smugs further*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)